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Jake
Stine [Air]
AKA "Studley Do-Right" |
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/ Project Director
Lead
Programmer, technical decision maker and evaluator,
residential code expert. Air is well-versed in everything
not-3D and specializes in optimization techniques and
development of structured object-oriented APIs that
are utilized by his (currently non-existent) helper
coders. Dedicated to the betterment of existing technologies
(that is to say, old and outdated), Air prides himself
on improving that which already exists over bothering
to put effort into pioneering new things (see quote).
Air likes to be called Air. It's that whole brevity
thing, sorta like Bono or Dude. |
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Jon
Wofford [evilbob]
AKA 'Mr. Mojo' |
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| Artist
/ Designer
Jon
knows art. Jon knows style. Jon has a goatee and can
talk like Arnold Schwarzenegger. I
don't know about you, but to me that paints the kind
of picture that can have only one accurate caption:
'Helluva Cool'. Jon currently
specializes in doing gameplay art and animation, and
dreams of someday sequencing FMVs. But really he can
just plain do it all: Jon is skilled whether it be making
thought-provoking still paintings, or making 3D models
of large bloody robots wreaking mayhem on seemingly
innocent bystanders (who consequently were people who
didn't buy our games).
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Justin
Swanhart [Swany]
AKA 'Daddy Warbucks' |
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| Financial
Supporter
His
vested interest in our activities has become an invested
interest through the contributions of time and money.
Justin's willingness to shower us with such glorious
things, such as name-brand pizza, diet cola, and soap,
is what has allowed us to make such stunningly awesome
games for so cheap. Justin's dream is that someday we
become rich and famous so that he can retire and have
us return the favor by paying him to loaf around and
watch us work. Fair enough.
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Adam
Doub [Isamu]
AKA 'Pimp Daddy Mack' |
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| Musician
Adam
writes some the catchiest tunes this side of gamedev.
His music's unique style fits in well with our approach
to game development, which is good since he's on our
team and forces his music upon us with the specific
instructions of "Dude, I have like a million
songs just sitting here so you better make a game
already!" Adam can churn out catchy pop music
or hardcore tech industrial noise with a relentless
fury that would send Death himself to buy a new set
of headphones. In addition to all of this, Adam will
likely be going to jail soon since he'll likely kill
me after he sees what I put for his 'aka' name.
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Extras And Stunt Doubles
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Robin
Lavallee [Lawgiver]
AKA 'The Mystery Flavor' |
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| Programmer
Robin
was Air's first stunt double and did the job admirably
until injuring himself diving for an errant piece of
code. The resulting injury forced him into retirement.
We still have the x-rays and like to show them off when
we have luncheon parties with our multi-million dollar
affiliates. |
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Keith
Kachur [Dracoirs]
AKA "YOUR DEAD" |
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| Programmer
Keith
was drafted into the position of stunt double midway
through the Chicken Little project. While being a good
personality match with Air, Robin had left some pretty
big shoes to fill and I think the subsequent knee and
arch pain got to him. Keith has been MIA ever since
we sent him on tour duty down in the harsh jungles of
Dallas, TX. We can only hope that when he returns, he'll
be a gritty tough and hardened version of his former
self-- and hopefully his feet will have grown a few
sizes too. |
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